History According to The Bruva — Pope Gregory XIII

The biography of Pope Gregory XIII told in American slang.

By

Oliver T. Spedding

Hey there, guys and dolls. There’s this bruva, Ugo Buoncompagni, who first checked out the light of day in 1502 in the town of Bologna in the land of the Spaghetti Munchers.

This is also where he studied jurisprudence, whatever that is.